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"Snatch"
By Judy Macinnes Jr.
Poetry, 96pp
Published by Anvil Press, 2000
$12.95

Snatch. When I picked up this cool collection of poetry at a local bookstore, the woman at the till laughed and said, "I wonder how many people buy this book just for the title." It's a provocative name, but it was the first poem I read from its small square pages that got me: "Birdland". It's about the run-down, Surrey, B.C. suburb where I spent five -- I hate to say it -- formative years of my childhood on a little street called Loughren Drive. Macinnes' asphalt and bubblegum world sang right to the Surrey Girl still inside of me: "Surrey is a swizzle stick. Is drive-ins and teen pregnancy./ Ditches, slugs, expansion. Surrey is a posthypnotic suggestion, is cutting classes, Big Macs, and abduction....". She gives us a greasy Polaroid shot of what Surrey is (and isn't) in a hilarious word portrait.

This B.C poet's contemporary "snatches" of teenage weirdness, fucking in cars, first loves, suburban marriage and all the sticky stuff in between are pop vignettes that transport. Her love-related poems sparked my interest the most -- the lusty, amazed sweetness of "Even Outside", and the intricacy of two lovers who shave each other in "How do Snake Handlers Fall in Love?" perfectly capture the poignant confusion and newness of being in love in your 20s. Most of you will feel more than a little twinkle of recognition at most of the places Macinnes goes to in this collection. And even if you never tried to pawn your valuables when you were 14-years-old so that you'd have enough cash to buy a tube of Bonne Bell Lip Smacker, you'll definitely recognize the scenery along the way.

Reviewed by Heather Maxwell


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